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World of Warcraft problems… Please help!!?

Hi,
I downloaded the 10 day demo of WoW last week. Everything was going great and I’ve just arrived on the Eastern Continent where the dwarves live (I’m a Hunter Elf). I reached level 20 just before getting the boat. Now I’ve done the young crocolisk skins quest, the Greenwarden Quest, and the Treadpaws quest but my Experience bar hasn’t gone up. I’ve killed lots of things (crocs and fen dwellers and those mossy guys) and it still isnt going up, or even saying i’ve got experince for doing it. It looked like it went up slightly on the Young Croc Skins quest, but when i completed it it went back down! Why is this? Is it cos I only have the demo (i’ve bought the game, but i was going to wait until the demo ran out until i put in the key). It’s pretty annoying!
Also, I’ve had real problems using the chat function. I can ’say’ things no problems, and use party chat and whisper, but I cannot ‘yell’ or speak on the general channels. Yell is definatly not working, and I dont know if i am putting in the right commands for the general channels, so any help on this would be great (ie tell me EXACTLY what command to use).

101 of the World’s Funniest One Liners?

1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
6. Never answer an anonymous letter.
7. It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.
8. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
9. Always go to other people�s funerals, or they won�t go to yours.
10. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
11. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
12. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
13. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
14. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Campers: Nature�s way of feeding mosquitoes.
17. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
18. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
19. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
20. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
21. Nuke the Whales.
22. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
23. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
24. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
25. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
26. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
27. Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
28. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
29. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
30. You can’t have everything; where would you put it?
31. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
32. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? 33. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
34. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
35. DNA: National Dyslexic Association.
36. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
37. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
38. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
39. DARE to keep cops off donuts.
40. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
41. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42. Dyslexics of the world, untie!
43. God made mankind. Sin made him evil.
44. I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.
45. I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
46. Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
47. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
48. National Atheist’s Day April 1st.
49. All generalizations are false.
50. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
51. Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
52. If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
53. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
54. IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
55. I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
56. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
57. I can handle pain until it hurts.
58. No matter where you go, you’re there.
59. If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.
60. It’s been Monday all week.
61. Gravity always gets me down.
62. This statement is false.
63. Eschew obfuscation.
64. They told me I was gullible…and I believed them.
65. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
66. According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.
67. The word �gullible� isn�t in the dictionary.
68. Honk if you like peace and quiet.
69. The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
70. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
71. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
72. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
73. A day without sunshine is like, night.
74. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
75. Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
76. Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
77. Life is too complicated in the morning.
78. We are all part of the ultimate statistic�ten out of ten die.
79. Nobody’s perfect. I’m a Nobody.
80. Ask me about my vow of silence.
81. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
82. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
83. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
84. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
85. If at first you don�t succeed, don�t try skydiving.
86. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
87. Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
88. I intend to live forever. So far so good.
89. Who is “General Failure” and why is he reading my hard disk?
90. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
91. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
92. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
93. I didn�t use to finish sentences, but now I
94. I�ve had amnesia as long as I can remember.
95. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
96. Vacation begins when Dad says, “I know a short cut.”
97. Evolution: True science fiction.
98. What’s another word for Thesaurus?
99. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
100. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
101. I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.
. . . Don�t forget to read the editorial! Editorial: Probably the most thought-provoking one-liner is “Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.” It�s sad but true�no matter what you do, you will die. This is because you have sinned against God. Let�s see if that�s true: Have you ever lied (even once)? Ever stolen (anything)? Jesus said, �Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her, has committed adultery already with her in his heart.� Ever looked with lust? If you have said �Yes� to these three questions, by your own admission, you are a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart; and we�ve only looked at three of the Ten Commandments. How will you do on Judgment Day? Will you be innocent or guilty? You know that you will be guilty, and end up in Hell. That�s not God�s will. He provided a way for you to be forgiven. He sent His Son to take your punishment: �God commended His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.� Jesus then rose from the dead and defeated death. God promises everlasting life to all to all those who confess and forsake their sins, and trust in Jesus Christ. Please do that today . . . you may not have tomorrow. See John 14:21 for a wonderful promise. Then read the Bible daily and obey what you read. God will never let you down.

We want to sail the world for a year. How long will it take my husband and I to learn everything?

We would like to travel the world for approximately a year by sailing to various destinations. I realize there are people that sail their entire lives and never do something like this, but I really want to know if it is possible and the best way to go about it. How long will it take my husband and I to learn everything we need to know about the ocean, sailing, and so on until we would be capable of such a venture?

Some relevant info:
-We live in the USA and are both in our late twenties.
-Neither one of us has any experience in sailing at the present time.
-We are both in good shape and absolutely love to travel.
-We are currently 4 hours from the ocean but might consider a relocation to make this dream a reality. If it’s easier just assume that we will move to a coastal community.
-Budget for a boat is likely in the neighborhood of $100-$150K. This is a very soft estimate because I really do not know how much you SHOULD spend.

Thank you for any information on this.
These are excellent answers so far (other than the first one posted). Really this is first a question of feasibility and any details beyond that are very much appreciated.

Obviously, I understand that nobody is ever “safe” on the ocean. I’m not looking for reassurance that this is not all that dangerous and I appreciate and totally agree with the words of warning/wisdom from all of you veterans!

why human born on this universe?

You are born in this world to do some good andnot to pass your days in idealness.If you are
useless then you are a burden to this world.You must always to think of rising higher in goodne
-ss or wisdom.Man is noblest living being.You will be abusing the previlage you have attaind if
you are not worthy of the cause for which your merits have given you this high place.
Man truely is a mind, and not just an body.And being a mind, he must be a thinker,since thin
-king is the specific function of mind; If does not know how to think as a man ,Then he is not a
prefect man.
Of all the infinity of beings in this universe . The human being is amongst a few species that
have climbed the most in the up-hill travel to the summit of existence . We are near to summit
and in one lap we may reach it.Even if we can not on to the direct and comfprtable route,trave
-lling along which we can reach summit before long,and avoid the risk of having to fall back fro
-m the heights we have already reached the human life.
Our most urgent task,Therefore, is to ensure taht we donot fall below our present lpan of exi
-stance and,for the perpose,we must comprehend the process of life and realize that each one
is at the helm of his career.Each of us must realize that how to steer his life clear of lower exist
-ance; he must understand the map and see that he keeps to the correct routes which will main
-tain him a higher life and which wilkl ultimately lead him to his destination.
Happiness and misery,which are the common lot of humanity, are the in viable efforts of so-
me cause or causes.They are not rewards and punishments,assigned by a supernatural power
to a soul that has done good or evil. The currents of life are always streaming in one direction .
Man musy adopt himself tp this flow of life,and as a reward he can find complate harmony;.All
of mans ill come from his crossing lifes currents.No man can cross the ocean in a sailing boat.
by defying the winds; he must adjust his sail to use them.
Foe the sake of matereal gain modern man does not listen to the voice of nature.His mental
activities are o preoccupied with his future happiness that he neglects the needs of his physical
body and entirely forgets the present moments for what it is worth . This unnatural behaviour of
persent mankind is the immidiate of his wrong conceptions of worlds order of human life and
its ultimate perpose . It is the cause of frustration, anxiety, fear and unsecurity of our time .One
who really like to have to peace should not disturb other mans freedom.
What are you hope for?What is the perpose of your life?Apparently a very few childrans ever
thinks of asking themselves this question indeed many people will go through their whole lives
from birth to death and it will never occur to them to consider the matter at all.The result is that
there is no development at all. They have allowed every thing to happen to them insteed of they,themselves,making things happens for themselves.Only very few people have realised that
the perpose of life is grouth,progress from ignorance top enlightenment and from unhappiness
to happiness.

Why do the White race overfish?

THE world’s fish and seafood could disappear by 2048 as overfishing and pollution destroy ocean ecosystems at an accelerating pace, US and Canadian researchers reported today.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20693408-2,00.html

The White race is sending humanity and Planet Earth to hell.

If we removed them from existence and left the Hispanics, Asians and Blacks to themselves, the world would be a lot better off.

I mean George W. Bush, a White redneck is a menace to every nation. Eliminate all White people.
White people are mutations anyway, they can’t handle the intensity of the sun. Take them out of the gene pool.
I was aware of Japan’s contribution to overfishing. I just wanted to put sh.it on the White race. Dumb crackers

why is there a loop hole in the great flood?

so noah builds his arc and puts two of every animal on the boat. the world floods and kills every thing except the animals on noahs boat, except anything that can swim or fly. so if god really was trying to start over then why did he let the fishys and birds live?

Why did this world this world?

Hello im just gana ask why did people make houses? why did they destroy trees? it dosnt make sense ….why arent we like animals i wish that we were like animals no houses trees no clothes because we are animals inside we speak human like deer speak deerit just makes me mad cause right now we are destroying beautyful things its to late we already killed animals and instinked animals we are dirty lazy people we throw stuff in the ocean and kill sharks and fish why couldnt are world be diffent? do you agree?
omg guys i met before we made all this crap and waste

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